He coulda tried quitting for a year. (Well, almost a year)

She is the next little wayne

With bus tickets!

This begs the question: How do they pay their bus fares?

Next month in Canada, our cell phone numbers will go public, which means telemarketers will be allowed to call you. That also means you will foot the bill, because we all know that when someone calls you long distance on your cell phone, YOU pay the charge.

Why yes, my ducts are filthy. Why do you ask?

Nip these shenanigans in the bud by registering on the national do not call list:

  https://www.lnnte-dncl.gc.ca/insnum-regnum-eng

When I do cocaine, oxycodone, hydrocodone (aka Vicodin), Ativan, Klonopin, Xanax and Benadryl and I die, I’d be all like; Whoops!?!?!

Brand new Vengaboys! Whoot!

I can’t even mix beer and wine.

I look just like Buddy Holly

Oh god – Lil Wayne is on the new Weezer album. That is a sign of the apocalypse I’m sure..

In this video, Demi Moore reacts to the news:

Whoa – if you go to a play with James Bond AND Wolverine, why the hell would you not turn your ringer off.